New Funny Bday Wishes

A few years ago you were young and smart,
but know you are becoming an old fart...
Happy birthday! 

 Don't worry about your age,
you will be older next year...
Happy birthday! 

 With the money in this card,
you can buy ya something...
But just don't forget;
it ain't enough to live like a King... 

Forget the fact that you are aging,
and let us start celebrating!
Happy birthday! 

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old... 

I couldn't choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn't bought you anything...
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday! 

 

Funny Birthday Wishes (new)

1.A very Happy Birthday to a person who is good-looking, intelligent, mature, understanding, knowledgeable and someone who reminds me so much about myself! Have a super-duper day! Lots and lots of love your way. 

2. As you grow older you notice that the candles are increasing, but the cake is still the same! Wise idea: Damn the candles. Use the money to buy a bigger cake! Many Happy Returns of the day! Xoxo

 3.Well, you can't stop the number of candles from increasing. But what you can is, always keep the child in you alive! Happy Birthday to the craziest person I have ever met. I love the way you are. So don't ever change for anybody in this world.

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